Nope, haven't read the manga, only saw a few episodes of the anime, but watched the Attack on Titan movie! Let me just say that the idiotic main character made up for his stupidity by transforming into Super Titan.
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| Seriously, what's his name again? |
And what is up with Potato Face?
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| OM-NOM-NOM |
Does she transform into Super Titan later? Because her maw is definitely big enough to cram 30 tater tots. I love me some mashed purtaters.
Keith thought this guy was creepy. Let's just call him Apples.
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| Apples |
Keith said he's supposed to be really cool in the manga but in the movie he gives off these creepy perverted vibes. And this is coming from a MAN. So now we've met gluttonous Potatoes and lusty Apples. Hooray!
Also, where can I sign up to be a Titan for the next movie? Keith can be the fat one and I can be the lazy one. Because that's where this review is headed.
So there we have it. My first movie review for Attack on Titan. Just skip the boring backstory and zip straight to the Titans attacking. Because that's what this movie is supposed to be all about, right?
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