Sunday, August 16, 2015

Never read Vampire Hunter D while eating mystery meat

"The brutally crushed head's right eye dangled over the chest by its optic nerve, the lips and nose had been turned inside out, and every last tooth was missing. A dry substance that appeared to be brains spilled from the ears . . ."

...and as I read this passage from Vampire Hunter D: Tyrant's Stars, the supposedly chicken meat gyoza I'm chewing in my mouth all of a sudden...feels...oh god, what exactly is this mush in my mouth that looks red on the inside with juices spurting out, oh god oh god oh god blarrrrgggghh.

1 comments :

Jerome Samson said...

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